Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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