your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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