Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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