it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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