great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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