brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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