Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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