I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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