you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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