The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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