Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
