think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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