so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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