The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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