Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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