He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
