doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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