is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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