I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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