How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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