FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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