bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dear god my vagina.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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