Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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