ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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