I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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