what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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