he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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