can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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