SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
nutella sex= disaster
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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