Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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