My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
