he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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