After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
