they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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