in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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