Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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