these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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