No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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