Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
40s are totally the cure
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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