Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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