i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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