I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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