STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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