Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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