I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
