I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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