scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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