I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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