Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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