I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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