is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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